Category Archives: Mad Theories

or Why Toast Tastes So Good Without the light from the sun all life on earth would cease to exist. From this we can reasonably conclude that the sun is the source of all life. Since God created all life … Continue reading →

by Ken Hayes Peter Gabriel is a long established rock musician who’s music has reached people all over the world. We can reveal here for the first time that Peter Gabriel is in fact the Messiah, and that he has … Continue reading →

Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It’s all very simple: 1. Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR. 2. Change all U’s to V’s (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3. Extract all … Continue reading →

It is based on facts, events, people and places that exist or have existed. You, the inventive theorist, has subsequently drawn conclusions from the data available to formulate a theory, however absurd. It can be about anything: historical events, unsolved … Continue reading →

You all know the old saying that home cooked food tastes better, because it’s created with love. To test this theory, scientists contracted a chef to cook two separate meals with the same ingredients. While cooking the first one, he … Continue reading →